so..uhm. hear about any little things poppin'? well maybe its Verne Troyer's cherry.
BREAKING NEWS! Mini Me LOST HIS VIRGINITY!! and they got it on tape!!

who knew that the little guy had it in him?

honestly i think that its cute. and i would watch it if i was not 16. but the question is..who was staring in the tape with him? if you know..please let us know. because we dont want to be accidentally clicking on some porn. - jennifer
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sidenote from Julie: MINI ME STOP HUMPING THE LASERRR. or in this case...stop humping the lady and videotaping yourself you little creep! Somewhere Kevin Jonas is watching this and shaking his head in disapproval.

we love you verne! what you do in your sparetime in your bedroom by yourself is your business. we're just here to say we support you all the way!! GO MINI ME GO!! YOU CAN DO IT! literally.